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Dream House
I’ve got it all picked out. Its a red brick house and full of closets. I’d show you a photo, however I’ve been stuck in Purgatory for about a month. Fortunately, my bills are all paid and I’ve very organized. As a bonus this year I earned myself a fat little baby! She’s quite a […]
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Stained Sin
Originally posted on Mouselina:
Smoke-stained sin Will one day bleed you dry Don’t watch the horrified women Who stand by you and spit in your face Because you have a filthy history of ruining their lives I’ve seen rainier days They drench me in disgust When I think back on those darker events Rinse your… -
First Female President
United States Victory Song: Roar/ Katy Perry Sex: Duh! Species: Anthropology Opponents: Americans Favorite Foods: You’d have to ask. Current Obsession: Weight lifting Age: Young and Beautiful Skills: Hard Working, Compromised, Hustler, Exploratory Weight: Fun Size
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Aria M*A*S*H*
Aria works at a daycare and her favorite number is two. Her favorite color is blue. She has a secret boyfriend named Hugh Dancy and she is a hardcore lesbian :). Aria likes to watch movies but is not sure about a favorite because she doesn’t watch very much TV. Her mansion is somewhere up […]
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Apology to Husband
Dear lovely Husband, I love you. I know right now our whole relationship feels broken but I trust you with my life. Remember our first kiss and how the years fly by. We always worked things out. I can’t say when I will be back to myself. You deserve dignity and respect. We can work […]
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Quotes
Do not stand at my grave and weep, I am not there; I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow, I am the diamond glints on snow. I am the sun on ripened grain, I am the gentle autumn rain. I am the sun on mornings hush, I am the swift uplifting […]
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M*A*S*H* Round 2
Princesses Pear Apple Strawberry Melon Favorite Sport Basketball Baseball Football Track Attributes Wavy Hair Big Booty Smart Common Sense Job Secretary Car Salesman Construction Worker Honda Factory Leisure Activities Gardening Plays with Children Reading Jumping on the Bed Favorite Color Red Blue Gold Black and White Princess Pear loves Amir and her favorite sport is […]
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Quote
“It is the victors who write history and they are not always honorable” Me “A long term goal will soon be achieved” Fortune Cookie Wisdom