From the Slate

Dear Muslims, Christians, Hindus, and Jews, You’re living in the age of the Internet. Your religion will be mocked, and the mockery will find its way to you. Get over it. If you don’t, what’s happening this week will happen again and again. A couple of idiots with a video camera and an Internet connection […]


“Take your peace elsewhere, we want to be disturbed!” Jenna “Nature doesn’t have a design problem. People do.” (Cradle to Cradle) “It’s dinnertime and I want yogurt” me “Chances are you’re a moron” Jenna “somtimes she’s spicy ….and sometimes she’s just a pastry shop” Hannah (or Maxine??) “this is my bubble you must be inside of […]

No Angel

I  get easily aggravated when men try to equate me to someone with wings. So does my cat, Chicken. Don’t let her fool you she’s all ready to scare you this Halloween.

Kitchen Sink

I struggled to come up with an appropriate title for the following revelation. Hesitation has kept my lips sealed. In most cases I avoid negativity while writing. As great as my little town is, we have a drinking problem. It is unclear who has the problem. Glass, that is all I found. At the start […]

Lindsay Lohan

I think it’s terrible that Miss. Lohan keeps getting in trouble. Remember what a great young actress she was in Parent Trap? Now everyone is gossiping about her. Have you heard her song Rumors? I love this song. Why is it acceptable for the media to violate her right to privacy? Just leave her alone. […]


Julia Child, after reading your autobiography I feel slightly ashamed because of a past post but also closer to you. We both just laugh off the pretentious narrow-minded French and learn the most because they have those “secret recipes”