Category: Random

  • MIKE- The Marine

    MIKE- The Marine

    “I remember walking in the desert alone and bleeding, with ammo, scared as hell that I was gonna get caught.” Mike “I remember coming across a camel with two humps and thinking that I am saved. And after riding for what seems like  forever I hear a loud pop and I wake up.” Mike “What […]


  • Witches UNITE!

    JULY 13, 2019  FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE #Witches/WizardsUnite!!! OFFICIAL ORDER OF THE PHOENIX< DUMBLEDOORSARMY>WIZARDSUNITE= HARRY POTTERS PALS=H. PeePeeves aka BumblebeeTuna aka Pottermore  Hi my name is Davina and I’m recruiting more witches and wizards to stand together as the exposure of our world begins to reveal itself to muggles everywhere! Join the SOS today, volunteer and […]

  • Land Locked

    I am doomed to live in the same spot for life. This really bothers me.

  • The Onion

    Newsworthy: Emma Watson shaves her head for locks of love. Boys and Girls love her! x Pixie Lott

  • You didn’t hear this from me

    I recently heard that watermelons are good for your skin. I tend to agree except they attract so many fruit flies you have to cut a hole first then stick it in the freezer until it is rock solid. I recommend this be done with caution. Watermelons are heavy. They also lack flavor so kill […]

  • All I Have Time For

    Welcome back Lady Gaga!!! She was just getting help, how imperfect we are. I’m to be about to throw something at the dogs that are barking incessantly. Good thing they aren’t mine. What day is it? Found this ages ago and really could not decide if it was Lady Gaga or Katy Perry

  • Flash!

                              I’ve managed to turn his eyes green

  • From the Slate

    Dear Muslims, Christians, Hindus, and Jews, You’re living in the age of the Internet. Your religion will be mocked, and the mockery will find its way to you. Get over it. If you don’t, what’s happening this week will happen again and again. A couple of idiots with a video camera and an Internet connection […]

  • Favorites

    “Take your peace elsewhere, we want to be disturbed!” Jenna “Nature doesn’t have a design problem. People do.” (Cradle to Cradle) “It’s dinnertime and I want yogurt” me “Chances are you’re a moron” Jenna “somtimes she’s spicy ….and sometimes she’s just a pastry shop” Hannah (or Maxine??) “this is my bubble you must be inside of […]

  • No Angel

    I  get easily aggravated when men try to equate me to someone with wings. So does my cat, Chicken. Don’t let her fool you she’s all ready to scare you this Halloween.